Scotland the Brave?

Abdel Baset al-Megrahi was released from prison in Scotland for compassionate reasons.  He is terminal with prostate cancer.

What?!  These are not the Scots I know.  The Scots I know would not release a convicted terrorist that blew up 270 people.  The Scots I know would remove his cancerous prostate and boil it up in some haggis.  His head (removed prior to haggis feast) would adorn the end of a sharp stick and be paraded around the towns and villages to warn others of what they might expect should they attempt anything as barbarous.

The Scot that released this scum is named Kenny MacAskill.  He’s the Cabinet Secretary for Justice in Scotland.  I’m certain he would have no use for a kilt stool.

 

Here’s a gratuitous look at the Scots (or at least they act like Scots) I know and love.

  Brilliant!

  Ach, Laddy!

Oh, Rob.

Speechless.

Cheeky! 

Priceless.

Don't Pinch Me. I'll Sock You!

I guess everyone wants to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day. Excuse me for not wearing the traditional green. Being a WASP requires no allegiance to the patron saint of Ireland. Besides, doesn't John Knox seem like a party animal? My mother prefers I wear orange...and you never mess with Mother.